Meltdown Town

 Sometimes when the kids meltdown over things that shouldn't matter at all I think about when someone puts water in my soy chai.  Bastards!  I get it.  Life is tough, especially when your two and I wont let you drink ketchup. 
Sometimes...
I don't want to get up in the morning.
Even though it's funny, I want you to not be naked.
I want a shower.
I don't want to wipe your butt.
I don't want to wear your breakfast on my jeans.
I want to drink hot things without worrying someone will knock it out of my hand.
I don't want to get in the van.
I don't want to get out of the van.
I don't want people to drive like idiots (unless it is me and then you can suck it).
I want a nap.
I don't want to hear the word budget.
I don't want to cook dinner.
I don't want to do laundry or clean house. 
I want a quiet second to think.
I don't want to feel like I'm talking to myself.
But sometimes, we don't get what we want.  And sometimes as we get older, we see that sometimes is a lot of the time.

 

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