You might have too many kids if....
1. You are using the proper, full scale model dyson on your sectional couch.
2. You find food in non food designated areas and it's unrecognizable--probably in the sectional couch you just vacuumed. There's enough goldfish in there to feed a third world country and your surprised there aren't live racoons living inside it.
3. You spend your quiet time staring at a wall trying to regain composure for the next second when everyone tries to speak at the same time.
4. When all your children have been loaded in your vehicle, you must then pep talk yourself in.
5. Something is always gross but you never have time to fix it. aka booger on wall.
6. It takes you five minutes to get the right name of the child you want. You may use a dogs name or child you don't even have before you get to one of your own kids names.
7. People ask you if you are a day care provider and the answer is no.
8. You yell. Before 6 am. Probably because you are ripped from your sleep by screaming every morning. No it's not just in your head.
9. You never stop doing laundry. Ever. And with every bed accident you assess how much MUST go in.
10. You have cleaning ADD and can't ever complete one task completely because there is just too much to do.
11. You have to seriously consider energy conservation on a mental level even if it means not phoning a friend because a conversation is too exhausting.
12. Your envy people in solitary confinement and all your fantasies include a live in nanny.
13. Sever memory loss. You know you are suppose to be somewhere/doing something, but for the life of you, can't remember where or what. Now what was I doing before I sat down and started writing this.....
2. You find food in non food designated areas and it's unrecognizable--probably in the sectional couch you just vacuumed. There's enough goldfish in there to feed a third world country and your surprised there aren't live racoons living inside it.
3. You spend your quiet time staring at a wall trying to regain composure for the next second when everyone tries to speak at the same time.
4. When all your children have been loaded in your vehicle, you must then pep talk yourself in.
5. Something is always gross but you never have time to fix it. aka booger on wall.
6. It takes you five minutes to get the right name of the child you want. You may use a dogs name or child you don't even have before you get to one of your own kids names.
7. People ask you if you are a day care provider and the answer is no.
8. You yell. Before 6 am. Probably because you are ripped from your sleep by screaming every morning. No it's not just in your head.
9. You never stop doing laundry. Ever. And with every bed accident you assess how much MUST go in.
10. You have cleaning ADD and can't ever complete one task completely because there is just too much to do.
11. You have to seriously consider energy conservation on a mental level even if it means not phoning a friend because a conversation is too exhausting.
12. Your envy people in solitary confinement and all your fantasies include a live in nanny.
13. Sever memory loss. You know you are suppose to be somewhere/doing something, but for the life of you, can't remember where or what. Now what was I doing before I sat down and started writing this.....
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